Charlotte: Do you read Aziz Ansari’s tumblr?
Adam: Yeah, once in a while.
Charlotte: I want a tumblr where I make fun of my little brother and cousins in hilarious ways too.
And talk to Kanye West of course.
Adam: Haha, I’d read it.
Charlotte: The conversations with Kanye may be a little one-sided.
I kind of want a tumblr now, a real one, but it’ll be so . . . . lame.
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Charlotte: Like song lyrics, poems, complaining about boys.
Adam: As long as it’s funny I guess.
Charlotte: NOPE. Won’t be!
Not intentionally anyway!
You could have fake conversations with Kanye. About boys.
Dear Kanye, first – great post on your blog with the fashion and stuff. I love music and colors too! But the real issue, how do I know if he wants to be exclusive???? It’s making me so :( !!
Adam: He writes back:
GIRL DON’T CRY OVER IT AND SHIT. MEN ARE JUST LIKE THAT. NOW LOOK AT THIS CRAZY COUCH SOME JAPANESE DUDE DESIGNED!!!!!!!!!
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How bout this: We start a blog called “Letters to Kanye.”
Where I write questions, and you, as Kanye, answer them.
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Adam: Haha, if it doesn’t get old really quickly.
Charlotte: Yeah it’s not going to last. And I’ll get frustrated that I’m not getting any real answers!
Adam: Who knows? Me as Kanye might be surprisingly empathetic and wise.
I don’t know if that would be funnier or just crazy tumblr nonsense.
Adam: I think the definition of “tumblr” is “Crazy nonsense.”
Charlotte: Yep. That’s in Miriam Websters.
Adam: Just added!
Right after they added “friend” as a verb and right before they added the new definition of “tweet.”
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We are the dumbest generation.
posted by Charlotte and Adam