Honey-garlic moose meatballs

Broke in two chrome, now you know no dope pigeon……..

A) In days of yore, my compatriots would number the spokes of my bicycle wheels; now, these strumpets tabulate the measurements of my automobile

B) Used to count my spokes, now these hoes count my inches

C) Paco tried to front, so I waved the chrome on his ass

Last week if you answered B or C …we’re very disappointed with you. Check your work. Digital Underground – The Humpty Dance (Buy the album!)

posted by Professor Murder and Stabmaster Arson

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2 responses to “Honey-garlic moose meatballs

  1. b…
    i wanna be a baller, shot caller.

  2. Hey that doesn’t even make sense!

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