Warren G. Harding: Our Worst President

I look funny…

A) But yo i’m makin’ money

B) Oh how fortunate! I’m generating capital!

C) Warren G. Harding was a worthless piece of shit. Fuck him. His presidence was a taint, not just in the sense of a “stain on the office,” but literally a taint-the anatomical area between the anus and the testicles. I hate Warren G. Harding.

Check your work!Danger Doom, ft. Talib Kweli- Old School (Buy the album!)

posted by Professor Murder and Stabmaster Arson

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2 responses to “Warren G. Harding: Our Worst President

  1. Pissy Snarkington

    wtf is this effing crap? i hate quizes and i hate thursdays. get this s the f out of here before i come over there and smack you in the a. i hate all of you!

  2. While Mr. or Ms. Snarkington may be misguided in his/her attempt to promote his/herself to Captain Bringdown, I should mention that answer C on tonight’s quiz is stolen straight from “The Daily Show with Jon Stewart Presents America (The Book),” which everyone and their mother (including mine, she’s a big fan) has read. It was not written by the Professor or the Stabmaster, but Stephen Colbert. They oughta revoke your Professorship and Masters in Stabbing for plagiarism. For shame, gentlemen. Still pretty funny though. And my guess is B.

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